Written
by two time racer, Tripp Claxton, San Francisco
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Last year, five friends and I made the trip
from Oregon to take part in the inaugural Mind Over Mountain Adventure Race on
Vancouver Island. The challenging course, the sublime natural backdrop, the interminable
afterparty: these left each of us exhausted but elated, bursting at the seams
with the same dog-tired brand of self-satisfied bliss one finds at ski lodges
during happy hour. Fueled by this memory, I found myself boarding a plane in Colorado
last May bound, again, for BC and the second-annual Mind Over Mountian Adventure
Race.
Vancouver Island is blessed with
the sort of breathtaking natural splendor that could serve as the yardstick against
which all other beautiful places are measured. If you've been there, you already
know this, but I still need to highlight the obvious to make a point: for the
uninitiated, such postcard-perfect beauty can be deceiving. That's to say, after
a lumbering ferry ride, a string of sleepy harbor communities and a handful of
color brochures featuring grinning, camera-wielding kayakers on the make for Orca,
it's easy for the unknowing visitor to get the impression that Vancouver Island
might be better suited to tourists than endurance athletes, that words in pastel
hues-"peaceful," "relaxing," "quaint"-best sum up
the nature of the place. Well, if this, indeed, is the impression that the island
gives, then the Mind Over Mountain Adventure Race is the sweat and blood, pink-lycra
reality check. Of the four events that make up the race-kayaking, mountain biking,
orienteering and trekking-each seems willing enough to share the island's rugged
beauty, but only at the price of muscle fatigue and a heaving chest.
Like
last year, this year's race started with a paddle across idyllic Cowichan Bay.
Picture a crescent of timber-strewn beach, a conglomerate buttresses draped in
Douglass Fir and hemlock beckoning from across the water, the hypnotic sway of
moored sailboats in the salty shallows. Now, for effect, picture yourself there,
on race day, in the middle of a pack of competitors, paddling hard across the
bay but smiling as if ready for your photograph with the Orcas. Only, if you're
feeling anything like I was that morning, that's not a smile on your face, it's
a grimace-a grimace because although a 7 km paddle in relatively calm water isn't
terribly difficult, the thought you can't keep from your mind is that if the overall
duration of this race were put in terms of a human lifetime, there, in the kayak,
you are sucking your thumb and wetting your diapers.
Are
you warmed up? Good. Because now the mountain biking begins: first, along a country
road that ambles over rolling hills past weathered barns and quiet pastures. But
just when you're about to scoot back in the saddle and grab the big chain ring
in the front, a volunteer waving a flag directs you onto an incredibly steep,
eroded trail that straightaway forced every racer I saw out of their pedals to
push. Now, climb, climb, climb-and just in case you, too, made the mistake of
thinking of the island as some sort of frail beauty pageant contestant, climb
some more (10 km; 500 m elevation gain; 60% single track). Then down a fast, narrow
10 km ribbon of mud, rock and scree that's punctuated with just enough downed
trees, whoop-de-do's, catch-in-the-throat switchbacks and ramshackle bridges to
keep your eyes wide and your braking fingers perpetually on the ready.
Had
enough? Yes, I know you're tired, but all of the complaining in the world won't
get you to the top of Mt. Tzouhalem, the geological and psychological apex of
the 8 km trek that follows the bike leg. There's something else you should know:
at the top of the mountain there's an orienteering course with five checkpoints
you'll have to find, checkpoints guarded by prickly Gooseberry, Oregon Grape and
a swampy marsh choked with shoulder-high reeds. This, like the "mystery events"
that pop up throughout the racecourse, is meant to force you to re-engage the
part of you that made the conscious decision to take part in this grueling race.
Almost
there. But first, down the mountain, one cramped leg after the other, on a trail
that's at times flat and fast and at times so steep at you couldn't stand still
if you tried. Now back in the kayak at Maple Bay and, two dizzy kilometers later,
sprint, step, or crawl across the finish line. You made it! Now what was that
about Vancouver Island and sluggish retirees?
The
Mind Over Mountain Adventure Race-now part of a four race series-rests squarely
in the shadow of bigger, flashier multi-sport events showcased in glossy magazines.
Yet it does so self-assuredly, content for now to be more Cypress Ski Mountain
than Whistler in terms of broad-reaching exposure. Perhaps that's because though
young and comparatively small, the race has more than enough meat on its bones
to pull together all of the elements that make the best of such races so satisfying.
This year, the race featured both
athletes at the top of their sport-like Dave Norona, Carol Tickner and Norm Thibault-and
a host of spirited first-timers. There were competitors who overcame tremendous
obstacles, like Werner Muelberger who finished the course with a slipped disk
in his back, and teams just out to have a good time, like the enthusiastic "Rob
Rose and the Shocking Pinks." On the whole, the race seemed just the right
distance and posed just enough challenges to meet competitors of every stripe
on their own, individual, terms. To some, this meant a four to five hour whirlwind
of fast singletrack and sprints; for others, it was a paced, all-day affair.
An
equally revealing sense of the success of the infectious and hardy spirit of the
race and, indeed, the island itself could be had by moving the spotlight from
individual competitors and superlatives to something more funky: the dance floor
at the post-race banquet. There, one could witness a gyrating mass defiance of
the onset of lactic acid that did not discriminate against hip-hop, breakdancing,
slamdancing or swingdancing. Competitors, race volunteers and race directors alike
seemed to want to sweat just a little bit more, not yet ready to let either their
elevated heart-rates, or, for that matter, the experience, fade.
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